1. Your tummy hasn’t been the same since having kids.​

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2. You want your time at the gym to look like you’ve been to the gym.

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3. You don’t have the chest or butt to wear the clothes you want to wear.

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4. You’ve said, “I wish I could take the fat here and put it there.”

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5. You don’t love your love handles.

 

6. You’ve considered buying butt-lifting undergarments on more than one occasion.

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7. You’d like to trade your gut for a butt.

 

8. You’re so self-conscious, you won’t let your husband see you naked.

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9. Gravity has taken a toll on your breasts and butt.

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10. You avoid shopping because you don’t want to know what size you are.